DEAR MEN-DO NOT MARRY THESE 10 TYPES
OF WOMEN..
Guys, this is exclusively for you. Have you ever
wondered why the women you date always turn
out to be annoying or weird in some way?
Have you ever thought that perhaps you have
been choosing the wrong type of women?
Below is a list of ten different types of women
you should avoid, according to an article I just
came across. Read carefully and see if you can
learn one or two things
.
1. The Chatterbox
This is the woman who never shuts up, barely
stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned
about what is going on in her life, she always
has to make a comment about everything and
dominates conversations.
2. The Desperate Chick
This type of woman will seem fantastic at first,
until she starts talking about your wedding
location, how many kids she wants and the
name of your future dog–right after the first
date! When a woman advances WAY faster
than normal, watch out. She NEEDS a man so
bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that
slot, even the homeless
guy on the corner.
3. The Overly-CriticalWoman
Anything you do for this type of woman is
simply not good enough. Nothing seems to
work unless it is done according to her
standards. Anything that is said by anyone will
be quickly taken out of context to become
some sort of insult or some reason to wage
war against the world. This type of woman has
plenty of emotional baggage and will make you
an angry and bitter person as there will be
nothing but misery with her.
4. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has
managed to secure a PhD in the science of the
bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged
woman who looks great but, in all honesty,
shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are
unquestionably only rooted in the physical
realm and unless you’re just after one-night
stands, you do not want to bring a silly girl
home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of
girls you see on the streets everyday fall into
this category,
5. The High Maintenance Chick
If this type of woman breaks a nail, she
expects you to drop everything you’re doing to
drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy
always told her she was a princess and she
expects to be treated like one at all times. She
has expensive taste and expects you to shower
her with only the best things and take her out
to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t
have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury,
don’t even bother.
6. The Clingy Girl
This woman is a nuisance who can’t go
anywhere or do anything without the company
of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls
20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime
she’s not around to monitor your behavior.
This type of woman will smother any chance of
you missing her by insisting that you spend
every waking moment with her, refusing to let
you go out with the boys or spend any
significant amount of time with anyone else.
7. The Baby’s Mama
This woman has a great physique, great
personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s
only one problem–she’s got a pretty large
amount of children with assorted “baby-
daddy’s”,and when women like this get
desperate, any and every guy has the potential
to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by
somebody that she was supposedly in love
with, and not only is she a bad judge of
character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The
same guys that are “jerks” now are the same
guys she once thought the world of and had
unprotected sex with
.
8. The Gold Digger
The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your
expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you
drive, what you do for a living, where you live
and so on. Like the high maintenance woman,
the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar
daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five
minutes and drop you just as quickly if your
cash flow runs out and you can’t take her
shopping anymore. These types of women will
just suck your wallet dry and leave you
emasculated. Fortunately,youcan usually see
this type coming from a mile away. She wants
to write out the names of all her designer
items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and
Facebook.
9. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy
women who have been practically living in bars
and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age.
They have beautiful faces with full lips, big
doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you
could ever ask for. The problem in dating
these women is that they love to wear clothes
that show off their great assets not just to
you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry
on the street. A woman like this may be
carefree and wild; however, once you take a
closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is
a party and most nights will end with her
puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in
some guy’s bed in the morning.
10. The Feminist
This type of woman can never be pleased by a
man and she believes that men are the cause
of all the pains and suffering of society. It is
her strong belief that women are much more
intelligent than men and are capable of doing
things “the right way”. You don’t want to
waste any time with this type of woman
because anything that you do will always be
negative to her.
1. That their mom or dad still shouts on them
till date.
2. That they just farted (messed) in a room or
just finished shitting in the toilet. "How can
such odor come from me?" Lol
3. That they're uncomfortable with the
position of their panties or inner wear esp on
an outing.
4. Girls almost don't want to see any guy
before they have their bath. I'm not sure why.
5. Esp in school, no girl likes to let guys know
that she failed a course or subject except Mr
Friendzone. After school, if she came out with
a low grade, she never speaks of it. Ever!
6. Girls believe that beyond the shakara, the
rihanna moves and their beauty, there's
nothing really special about them, and they
dread that guys will find out about this secret.
That s why guys that make girls feel special
win.
7. Finally, women are easy to get and they
dont want guys to know about this. Why? Coz
girls are prone and open to like people easily
than guys and they fear they'll be helpless
when guys take advantage of this.
Do you want to have children, and if so, when?
How many?
How important is religion to you? Could you
survive in household where there are two
different, perhaps disparate views on religion?
Are you gonna eat that?
Are we going to allow our relative live with
us?
How close will we be to your parents?
OK, well, can I at least have half?
Do you like my friends? Do you expect me to
hang out with your friends often?
How will we divide up money? How will we
tackle debt? How will we decide what to save?
How important is equality in a marriage?
I just don’t understand why you won’t give me
half—like, I know it’s a good sharwarma, but
can I at least have a BITE?!
If we ever hit a rough patch, would you be
willing to partake in couples’ therapy?
Oh my god, this has a tomato on it. Why
would you let me eat this?!
What will our morning routine be? Our evening
routine?
How will we divide household chores?
You’re really being super rude right now. Do
you need to take a nap?
Are we able to openly talk about our sexual
needs and preferences?
Do you see us traveling often?
Where will we spend the holidays?
What the hell is bugging you?
What do you mean, you’ve been reading my
text messages? Those are private! I gave you
my passcode six months ago and you held
onto it this entire time??
Where do you want to settle down? Where do
you want to retire?
How much affection do you require in a given
day?
Why don’t you trust me?!
Do you like animals? Do you want a pet?
Will we donate to charity?
Do you think it’s ok for me to read your text
messages behind my back?
Public or private school?
Will we celebrate cultural holidays?
Do you have a plan to care for your parents?
No, I don’t really think you are a “uptight
insecure sandwich hog.” Don’t you say things
to blow off steam, too?!
Have we been honest with each other about
our health histories? Is there anything we
should prepare for?
If we were able to live off of one salary, do you
think one of us should stay home and raise
our family?
When have I ever not shared my sharwarma
with you?
When have I ever liked tomatoes?!
Would you ever serve in the military?
Are you afraid of getting older?
Do you think that maybe we’re not right for
each other after all?
Have you ever committed a crime?
What is your political stance?
Do you want to just eat the tomato-y part and
I’ll eat the rest?
PDP or APC?
What other questions do you think should be
asked before getting married? Let us know in
the comment section below
OPEN LETTER TO ALL IN BAD RELATIONSHIPS
You call them but they don’t pick up. They
see your missed calls but they don’t call back.
You text them but they never reply any of your
messages nor acknowledge their receipt.
You always create time for them despite your
busy schedule but they are ever so busy for
you.
You want to meet them and have some
mature talks but they are always full of
excuses.
You do everything possible to make them
happy, even sacrifice all you've got but they
don’t appreciate your efforts neither do they
reciprocate your kindness.
You introduced them to your friends and
family, even dissociated yourself from certain
people, but they have never introduced you to
any important person in their life.
You are so proud of them but they aren’t
proud of you.
You truly love them but you aren’t sure if they
love you because they don’t show it in
anyway.
You want to spend your future with them but
they don’t like to talk about future plans.
You are doing everything you can to make the
relationship work but they are doing all their
best to make it end.
My point......
Then why are you with them?
Why are you wasting your time, resources and
energy on them?
Honestly you deserve someone better who will
appreciate your effort and even return your
love.
There are countless of them out there who are
far better than him/her.
Stop wasting your time with that wrong
person.
Quit that unproductive and parasitic
relationship now and thank me later.
Get yourself together and move on. I am glad I
did.
I know it isn’t easy but if you know your
worth, you’ll make it.
I've been there too. believe me, this is from
experience.
PETERPROXY
Beauty is not everything.
To pick a girlfriend who will be a blessing to
your life not a curse, you need to keep
remembering these 3 questions:
1. Is she the type that can suffer with me or
drink garri with me? By their lifestyle, you ll
know them.
2. Does she have the ability to reflect on her
actions, self-correct herself and say I'm sorry
when she realizes she was wrong?
3. How likeable is she to everyone apart from
you? Do strangers easily like her or are you
her only fan or the only one who gets her?
This will determine how she gets on with the
important people that'll play key roles in your
success and life, like your new boss or old
time friend.
Again, beauty is not everything. Before you
settle for a girl, guys, ask these 3 overlooked
questions.
If you want to have a successful relationship
or marriage, there are some kinds of girls you
should not get involved with.
When you realize that you are dating one of
these women – it is better to leave to save
your sanity, time and money.
1. She is a liar 
This girl can be extremely charming and
intelligent. At first you wouldn’t realize that
she is lying.
She can tell you tales which never happened
just to impress you. And some time later she
just starts lying to you for no reasons.
If you catch her, she would try to convince you
with another lie. And then confess to you that
she lied.
And because of your love, you keep forgiving
her. But you should better not allow a chronic
liar to ruin your life.
2. Money lover (ATENU) 
She is a nightmare of all Nigerian men.
She is addicted to buying whatever she wants
and whatever she thinks looks good.
These girls are rarely satisfied, and continue
to look for new perfumes, jewelry or clothes.
Her biggest aim is to have a huge wardrobe.
Or to look like some Nollywood star.
She can’t stop buying even if you are not
earning enough for her.
It is her habit. So she will date any man who
can pay her.
If you can’t, she will easily dump you for
someone richer.
3. Lazy girl 
There is nothing wrong with her health. But
her favorite hobby is lying on her back and
watching TV.
She hates to do any chores. This girl hunts for
a man who will become her ‘guarding angel’
and will ‘protect’ her.
So she will let you to get very close to her, just
to turn you into her slave.
If she does not change with time – she is
surely not your partner. It is better to leave
her behind, because she will drain you.
So, dear guys, you should better watch out for
girls of these types of girls.
And you, ladies, avoid being the girl on this
list if you want some trusting, caring and
lasting relationships.
Respect your man and be proud of him.
Please try to read to the end....
1) The more attractive the woman, the more
likely
she will be approached by the kind of man
who
approaches attractive women. This kind of
man
views hunting, seducing and conquering
women
as sport.
2) To a hunter, a woman’s body is a
commodity;
he wins the game by getting her into bed. To
a
nice guy, a woman’s body is a sacred
treasure;
he wins her heart by honoring who she is as a
person.
3) Hunters view women as nothing more than
prey. By definition, nice guys are missing the
“seducer” gene; even if they knew how to “play
the game,” their conscience would never allow
them to sweet-talk and manipulate a woman
for
their own selfish interests.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep
with
them and women sleep with men so they can
talk
to them.
4) Seducers are more likely to suffer from the
disorder known as IAAMATT (It’s All About Me
All
The Time). Nice guys are more likely to be
empathetic, nurturing and other-centered.
5) A woman turns to makeup and fashion to
boost her self-esteem and make herself more
desirable to men. Yet ironically, the more
beautiful she makes herself, the better her
chances of attracting the wrong type of guy.
6) The more attractive the woman, the less
likely
she will be approached by the kind of man
who is
good in relationships. Conversely, the less
attractive the man, the less likely he will
approach
a woman who is far more attractive than he
is.
That said, are there nice guys who are
attractive
enough and/or courageous enough to ask out
a
beautiful woman? Certainly. But they are a
rare
breed.
7) The kind of man who values emotional
intimacy often looks at a beautiful woman and
thinks, “She’s out of my league.” That is the
overwhelming reason why so many women are
wondering why nobody (or at least nobody
worth
going out with) ever asks them out.
Essentially,
seducers view a woman’s beauty as an
invitation;
nice guys view it as a deterrent.
When a beautiful woman gets fed up that only
hunters are approaching her and decides to
turn
the tables by approaching a nice guy, she may
be
turned off by the reception she gets. In her
mind,
she’s just striking up a normal conversation.
It
doesn’t occur to her that she’s catching him
off
guard, and that even though he’s trying to
listen
to her, her words aren’t registering because
his
head is spinning from the fact that a beautiful
woman is unexpectedly talking to him. The
experience can be so foreign and disorienting
that
he comes across as a stammering fool.
Patience
here can pay off, for nice guys often have
good
relationship potential once the initial shock
wears
off.
9) Since beautiful women are only approached
by
hunters, they understandably think that most,
if
not all, men treat women the way that hunters
do.
Meanwhile, the nice guys sit in the back of the
room and admire her from afar. Of course,
identifying the nice guys isn’t that simple; a
man
may be quiet and reserved, but just because
he
doesn’t act like a seducer doesn’t mean he
doesn’t aspire to be one. The wolf in sheep’s
clothing is just one more obstacle on the path
to
finding Mr. Right.
10) When a beautiful woman repeatedly
experiences the same pattern with one hunter
after another, she understandably expects that
pattern to continue. Frustrated, she may close
herself off emotionally to all men, eliminating
any
chance a nice guy may have of connecting
with
her in a meaningful way. In this way, her fear
of
never finding the right guy can become a self-
fulfilling prophecy.
11) If a woman wants to be swept off her feet
by
a man who would also make a good lifetime
partner, she is apt to be disappointed. The
kind of
charmers who are sweep-her-off-her-feeters
are
often the polar opposite of the kind of men
who
are good in relationships.
12) A nice guy is primarily relationship-
oriented;
he may first be attracted to a woman’s
external
beauty, but it is her internal beauty he values
most highly. A hunter is exclusively
achievement-
oriented; he does not value what a woman
thinks,
says or feels; all that matters is that she has
a
woman’s body and he wants to get his hands
on
it.
13) Beautiful women often confine nice guys
to
the Friend Zone. A nice guy’s worst nightmare
is
hearing those nine soul-crushing words, “But I
think of you as just a friend.” Many happy
couples
have built relationships on the bedrock of
solid
friendship, so perhaps it may be wise to
rethink
what makes good partner material and be
open to
finding it from unexpected sources. Which
brings
up the question: Can men and women truly be
friends? Yes, but only if neither of them has
any
romantic interest in the other. If even one of
them
is harboring hopes of romance, the friendship
will
reach critical mass sooner rather than later, at
which point the friendship must either dissolve
or
transition into a relationship.
14) If and when a hunter decides to “retire”
from
hunting and get married, he chooses a woman
he
can possess for her beauty, not one he can
build
an emotionally intimate partnership with.
What so
many admiring men and envious women fail to
see is that, throughout a woman’s entire life,
her
beauty can be as much a curse as it is a
blessing.
15) Women who are less attractive to the type
of
men who only pursue attractive women are
more
likely to have higher-quality interactions with
men. Why? Nice guys are often more
comfortable
asking out and authentically communicating
with
women who they feel are more likely to agree
to
go out with them.
The 15 reasons above are daunting enough
but
they’re based on beauty alone. What if the
beautiful woman in question is also brilliant
and a
successful high achiever? Yep, timid nice guys
would view her as even more intimidating and
unapproachable. Ah, but in Mr. Right’s eyes,
those qualities would make her even more
perfectly beautiful.....
or wot d'u tink
Anger is one of the characteristics of
human beings. To get angry is not a bad
thing. The problem about anger is not the
anger itself. The problem is inability to
control it. Many relationships and marriages
have been crushed and damaged by anger.
But you can control your anger. It is a
matter of determination and self discipline.
The secretion of adrenaline during anger can
be controlled by our cerebral hemispheres.
The following tips can help you avoid anger
from destroying your marriage or
relationship:
1. When your spouse makes you angry, do not
utter any word. Just keep quiet.
2. Walk away from the scene of the event.
3. Drink a glass of cold water. It will help to
reduce the tension of the anger.
4. You can listen to music or get yourself
engaged with your hobbies.
5. You may also decide to sleep.
6. After about one hour, sit your spouse
down and iron out your differences amicably.
By then the tension of the anger must
have calmed down.
7. Do not say any negative word when you
are angry. That negative word can destroy
your marriage or relationship forever.
8. Above all, pray always asking God to give
you the abillity to control yourself when
angry.
CAN YOU TRY THESE METHODS?
Try it. You will thank me for it.
Anger is one of the characteristics of
human beings. To get angry is not a bad
thing. The problem about anger is not the
anger itself. The problem is inability to
control it. Many relationships and marriages
have been crushed and damaged by anger.
But you can control your anger. It is a
matter of determination and self discipline.
The secretion of adrenaline during anger can
be controlled by our cerebral hemispheres.
The following tips can help you avoid anger
from destroying your marriage or
relationship:
1. When your spouse makes you angry, do not
utter any word. Just keep quiet.
2. Walk away from the scene of the event.
3. Drink a glass of cold water. It will help to
reduce the tension of the anger.
4. You can listen to music or get yourself
engaged with your hobbies.
5. You may also decide to sleep.
6. After about one hour, sit your spouse
down and iron out your differences amicably.
By then the tension of the anger must
have calmed down.
7. Do not say any negative word when you
are angry. That negative word can destroy
your marriage or relationship forever.
8. Above all, pray always asking God to give
you the abillity to control yourself when
angry.
CAN YOU TRY THESE METHODS?
Try it. You will thank me for it.
Cheating in a relationship can never be
justified. Most people cheat in their
relationships because they feel unhappy
about the things that are missing. In the
process, however, they forget to pay
attention to all the good things that it
brings into their lives. This is true for both
men and women.
Different People have different expectations
from their marriage or relationships.
Unfulfilled expectations are often the trigger
for women to look outside their
relationships and cheat on their respective
partners. here are six reasons why women
cheat.
#1 – Lack of Emotional Connection
While a man is more likely to cheat on his
wife for sexual reasons, a woman is more
likely to cheat on her partner because of
emotional reasons. While taking care of
their husband and children keeps them busy
all the time, they may often feel that pang
of loneliness when they just sit down for a
while for a moment of introspection. They
may miss the romance and the little
moments that they used to share with their
partners. She may feel that she and her
husband are like two strangers living
together. So, when someone else gives them
those moments they miss so much, they are
likely to get emotionally attached to
that man.
#2 – Lack of Intimacy
Women like to feel wanted. For them,
intimacy means touching, kissing, cuddling,
receiving surprise gifts; things that show
that a man wants them and she is the most
important person in their lives. So, when
they are with a husband who constantly
keeps on forgetting birthdays or that special
candlelight dinner that she had planned, she
is likely to feel unsatisfied. In such cases,
while some women may end up becoming
compulsive spenders or overeaters, others
may get attracted to a man who can make
her feel wanted.
#3 – Lack of Appreciation
While a comfortable relationship is a good
thing, taking the woman and the
relationship for granted may push the wife
towards another man. Women like to feel
appreciated and being told that they are
beautiful and being treated like a woman
and not just as a mother or a wife. Walks in
a man who compliments her for cooking
skills, her beauty, the way she handles
things, and she is likely to feel tempted to
cheat on her husband.
#4 – Lack of Sexual Satisfaction
Men are not the only ones who cheat on
their partners for sex, women do this too. If
a husband is more interested in watching a
football game rather than spending some
intimate moments in the bedroom, a
woman is likely to feel dissatisfied. Some
men also tend to withhold sex as a form of
punishment, that is, they are upset with
their wives about an issue, and so instead of
talking it over, they decide to punish her by
withdrawing from her sexually. Whatever
the reason, a sexually dissatisfied woman is
likely to look at other options outside of her
marriage.
#5 – Missing Excitement
Believe it or not, there are women who love
their partners very much, but just can’t stop
themselves from cheating on them. These
are the thrill-seekers who have a craving
for something extra and are willing to do it
at the cost of their relationship. They can’t
even
think of leaving their husbands. However,
their need for feeling sexually desirable is
so strong, that they will openly flirt with
other men and cheat on their partners, just
to experience that feeling.
#6 – Lack of Trust
Women tend to trust their partners
completely and whole-heartedly. So, if you
break her trust, she may think of taking
revenge. Having an affair with another
woman will surely make her feel cheated
and angry. However, a man can break the
trust of the woman in quite a few other
ways. Basically, if she finds out about a big
lie that the man told her or a secret that he
has been hiding, her trust is going to be
broken. She may never be able to trust her
partner again, and may decide to take out
her anger and hurt by cheating with
another man.
The Udara fruit is a popular fruit that blooms
during the dry season in Nigeria. When the
fruit is at its peak season between December –
April, you can see it everywhere you go; At
street corners, in the market stalls, in traffic
holdups hawked by street hawkers etc. To
avoid confusion I am talking about the small
roundish shaped fruit with yellowish to
reddish-brown colouration botanically referred
to as Chrysophyllum albidum.
Udara is cherished by the ladies, they are the
major consumers of this fruit.
Generally there are two major types of Udara.
The sweet and the sour variety.
You can conduct this test by buying the Udara
fruit for her & sitting back to watch how she
consumes it or by just random observation
whenever you see her eating the fruit. It is
preferable that you give her the fruit yourself
so as to have control over the test process. Sit
back open your eyes and observe carefully.
You can always tell the character traits of an
individual by his/her eating mannerism.
Give her the sweet udara variety.
Her first action will be to remove the tiny stalk
that serves as the fruit cap/seal. She will then
squeeze the body of the fruit releasing the
juice and fleshy fruit pulp into her mouth.
If she licks her lips & remarks on how sweet
the fruit tastes, it shows that she is a good-
natured lady who will pay you compliments as
at and when due. This means she will live
peaceably with you, your friends and relations.
How does she utilize the seed of the fruit? You
know Udara seeds are enveloped in a thin
mucous membrane that is meant to be
removed by the combined action of the teeth
& the tongue. If she swallows all the seeds
alongside with the membrane, bro you need to
watch it! This means she will swallow all your
money if you marry her!
This is the type of woman who does not know
when to stop. If you take her out for a little
shopping she will buy up everything in the
mall burning big holes in your pocket leaving
you stranded in the shopping mall.
The edible fruit pulp of the Udara sweet variety
is delicious and can be chewed and swallowed
with ease. Watch her hands, if she turns the
fruit inside out and uses her teeth to scrape
off all the pulp sticking to the peel, bro run
away from her! She will be a compulsive
consumer in your marriage!
If she passes the sweet variety test my brother
you can heave a sigh of relief but before you
bring out the ring to pop the question, just
chill a bit and conduct the sour variety test
because it is not yet Uhuru.
This should be done few hours after the first
test or on a different day.
Give her the sour tasting variety . The type that
makes you feel like you’ve received a slap on
your cheeks immediately the juice touches
your tongue. Watch her as she eats it.
If she gives the typical knee jerk reaction by
squeezing her face, exclaiming and throwing
away the fruit the moment the juice touches
her tongue it means either of two things:
– She is a frank & outspoken woman. This
could be a cause for concern for you later if
you go ahead to marry her. Never let her catch
you with any woman in a compromising
situation because if she does so, you will
experience the truth in the saying “hell hath
no fury than a woman scorned”.
– It could also mean that she does not have
the spirit of perseverance. She will lose hope
in the marriage at the first sign of hardship.
She won’t be a loyal wife, the kind of woman
that will run away from the home when you
are broke.
However if she does not throw away the fruit
but keeps on munching on it slowly in spite of
the sour taste, clap for yourself because you
have found yourself a keeper! A woman who
will not flinch when you experience hard times.
She will endure the difficult times with you.
As she keeps on eating watch her facial
features. If she chews the fleshy pulp to the
point where it undergoes transformation and
becomes a chewing gum, Bro please put the
ring on her finger!! This shows that she will be
a creative wife, she will stick with you and
work things out together with you
transforming the sour times into pleasant
outcomes.
That will be all for. I know you will now be
looking at the “ordinary” udara fruit in a
different light.
Disclaimer: This piece has not been
scientifically, spiritually, biologically or
socially proven to be 100% right. It was
written under the influence of a sweet udara
fruit plucked from Casy's backyard. Put it
to use at your own risk
