Guys its time to find out IF SHE IS A WIFE MATERIAL USING THE UDARA (AGBALUMO, CHERRY) TEST

The Udara fruit is a popular fruit that blooms
during the dry season in Nigeria. When the
fruit is at its peak season between December –
April, you can see it everywhere you go; At
street corners, in the market stalls, in traffic
holdups hawked by street hawkers etc. To
avoid confusion I am talking about the small
roundish shaped fruit with yellowish to
reddish-brown colouration botanically referred
to as Chrysophyllum albidum.
Udara is cherished by the ladies, they are the
major consumers of this fruit.
Generally there are two major types of Udara.
The sweet and the sour variety.
You can conduct this test by buying the Udara
fruit for her & sitting back to watch how she
consumes it or by just random observation
whenever you see her eating the fruit. It is
preferable that you give her the fruit yourself
so as to have control over the test process. Sit
back open your eyes and observe carefully.
You can always tell the character traits of an
individual by his/her eating mannerism.
Give her the sweet udara variety.
Her first action will be to remove the tiny stalk
that serves as the fruit cap/seal. She will then
squeeze the body of the fruit releasing the
juice and fleshy fruit pulp into her mouth.
If she licks her lips & remarks on how sweet
the fruit tastes, it shows that she is a good-
natured lady who will pay you compliments as
at and when due. This means she will live
peaceably with you, your friends and relations.
How does she utilize the seed of the fruit? You
know Udara seeds are enveloped in a thin
mucous membrane that is meant to be
removed by the combined action of the teeth
& the tongue. If she swallows all the seeds
alongside with the membrane, bro you need to
watch it! This means she will swallow all your
money if you marry her!
This is the type of woman who does not know
when to stop. If you take her out for a little
shopping she will buy up everything in the
mall burning big holes in your pocket leaving
you stranded in the shopping mall.
The edible fruit pulp of the Udara sweet variety
is delicious and can be chewed and swallowed
with ease. Watch her hands, if she turns the
fruit inside out and uses her teeth to scrape
off all the pulp sticking to the peel, bro run
away from her! She will be a compulsive
consumer in your marriage!
If she passes the sweet variety test my brother
you can heave a sigh of relief but before you
bring out the ring to pop the question, just
chill a bit and conduct the sour variety test
because it is not yet Uhuru.
This should be done few hours after the first
test or on a different day.
Give her the sour tasting variety . The type that
makes you feel like you’ve received a slap on
your cheeks immediately the juice touches
your tongue. Watch her as she eats it.
If she gives the typical knee jerk reaction by
squeezing her face, exclaiming and throwing
away the fruit the moment the juice touches
her tongue it means either of two things:
– She is a frank & outspoken woman. This
could be a cause for concern for you later if
you go ahead to marry her. Never let her catch
you with any woman in a compromising
situation because if she does so, you will
experience the truth in the saying “hell hath
no fury than a woman scorned”.
– It could also mean that she does not have
the spirit of perseverance. She will lose hope
in the marriage at the first sign of hardship.
She won’t be a loyal wife, the kind of woman
that will run away from the home when you
are broke.
However if she does not throw away the fruit
but keeps on munching on it slowly in spite of
the sour taste, clap for yourself because you
have found yourself a keeper! A woman who
will not flinch when you experience hard times.
She will endure the difficult times with you.
As she keeps on eating watch her facial
features. If she chews the fleshy pulp to the
point where it undergoes transformation and
becomes a chewing gum, Bro please put the
ring on her finger!! This shows that she will be
a creative wife, she will stick with you and
work things out together with you
transforming the sour times into pleasant
outcomes.
That will be all for. I know you will now be
looking at the “ordinary” udara fruit in a
different light.
Disclaimer: This piece has not been
scientifically, spiritually, biologically or
socially proven to be 100% right. It was
written under the influence of a sweet udara
fruit plucked from Casy's backyard. Put it
to use at your own risk