Top 10 Categories Of People That Won't Bother AboutValentine's Day

Ofcourse,it's the season of Love and everywhere is
characterized with colours associated with the season.Ladies
are happy 'cos the elections have been postponed and the
guys are like 'why postponed the elections?'
As soon as I left the banking hall this evening,one of Our
staffs showed me a note written by a lady at the back of a
teller together with her cell number that reads 'will u be my
val?'So,I now decided to come up with these few points of top
10 categories of people that won't bother about this val,so
relax and read.
1.The Gays/Lesbians :These types of people do not need
elaborate explaination to convince everyone that they have lil
or no interest in valentine's day.
2.The Real Born Again Christians :These sets of people in
which I belong to don't regard or recognise anything such like
this.It's highly unacceptable in the 'christiandom'.The bible
says 'don't be an equally yoke with the
unbeliever',hence,christians don't engage themselves in
valentine's celebration.
3. Those In The Battle Field: [/b]Our patriotic and beloved
Nigeria soldiers in Maiduguri and other parts of the North-
East will definately not be having a one-out time with their
loved ones this season.
4.[b]The Singles: I know many will be on this lane.Many broke
up before the celebration in the aim of dodging his
responsibility during this season whilest some don't have a
date.Majority of these people are the guys 'cos the ladies are
always engage and it's their norm.
5.The Handicaps :By handicaps,I don't mean the handicap the
bettors give to a club whilest staking his game oh,lol.Such
people in this group may include,the dumb,the blind,the
deft,the lame etc.These sets of people would likely go to their
plantation tomorrow being saturday or even stay indoor to
watch GoTv,hence,they don't bother about valentine's day.
6.The Minor Or Under-aged :When I was a lil boy,I used to see
people put on reds cloths,caps on val's day but I didn't know
why they were puting on such on that day not until I was
matured enough to know the reason behind it.So,a minor is
less concerned about val's day,all he cares for is to get his
parents' attention,play around and get his stomach filled to
the brim.
7.The Typical Hustler :The truck pusher,wheel Barrow
pusher,the undertakers,the itenerant trader,the pedestrians,the
hawkers etc hardly think about Love 'cos they don't have the
time for such and hence,less bothered about it.
8.The Village 'papos' And 'Mamos ':These are the old people
in the village usually the Grandpa and grandma.They can
hardly move out 'cos they are too old and those who
can,don't even remember anything like val's day let alone
celebrating it.
9.The Experienced:These categories are the ones who try to
advise their younger ones/sibblings to steer-clear from guys
this period 'cos they've seen the bad side of val's day.These
ladies are in their late 30's trying to caution their sibblings
who aren't adult at the moment.They are experienced and as
such not so bothered about the season as the youths do.
10.The Ugly ones: ]These sets of people have been forcing
themselves on the opposite se.x long before the val's day but
as soon as the day approaches,they all alone.These
categories of people are commonly ladies who don't have any
swag,who put on un-attracting skirts that are long to their
toes,they have no features on their body to attract a guy,the
least goes on and on.As such,they relax in their single
apartment all day.
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