Seven Ironies Of Ladies

DISCLAIMER: If this thread doesn't apply to you, don't
condemn it. It applies to a lot from my keen observation.
You wonder what's in her heart sometimes. If you look at her
façade and expression, you may miss out- look inward.
It is ironical sometimes when you can't decipher what a lady
really wants, : she connotes A and truly wants J. Hmm
Seven Irony Of Ladies Are:
1. The "bossy-looking" ones are usually the most simple
ones.
She talks and acts like a woman of action. At work, she is
strict and firm , don't you dare think she unemotional. She's
just too "built up" and proud to admit it. If you are pester her
with so much care and sweet words, she'll open up to you
"yakata"! This works 99.9%.
Mind you, She was doing all that because she's too scared of
a heart break.
2. The Ones That Snubs You And Doesn't "Send You" Is
Actually Into You
Come to think of it. You're one of the most popular guys in
your department. Every lady talks to you except her. She
doesn't look your direction is a more sure sign she is madly
in love with you. Chill out! Watch it, she knows you on
Facebook. In NL, she doesn't like to be seen viewing your
thread sef
3. The Quiet Ones Are Often The Most Corrupt.
Hian! How many times have we seen a very gentle looking girl,
well dressed and meek. You then hear of things...things she's
been exposed to. You're like, what! Take your eyes off loud
chicks, keep them on quiet ones. Have you heard? Green
snake in the green grass?
Check her phone and see her pix, videos and messages. Hmm,
her message box is often empty. lolzz.
4. The Indoor Ones Are Often Loudmouthed on Social Network
Lol! See her in real life and you'll see a boring person to be
with. Even chat her up and you'll regret why. In NL? She is a
TIGER about to devour. She talks dirty and flirty.
In real life...leave the matter for matthias joor!
5. The Ones That Always Want To "Correct" You Cares For
You
Don't get it twisted. If she storms your thread with a battalion
of army, don't reply with hate. MOST TIMES, she likes you.
Don't feel infuriated too soon. Why? Love corrects.
6. The Naturally Pretty Ones Are Often Shy To Face People.
You would think these set will be outgoing and all of that, but
most at times, they are just simple. They have simple lives.
Wear simple clothes. Spend half a day on their iPhone.
This is often misquoted for pride and ego whereas she is just
shy. Guy, dig deeper!
7. The Un-Pretty Ones Are Assuming The Office Of "Hard-To-
Gets".
Lol! I don't know why. I can't explain it. I just don't
understand. It's not like you should not "form", but for how
long? "Shoe has size" isn't for only guys o...Abeg, park well,
say Yes to him before he sends you to Recycle bin and still
deletes you.
You know yourself, I know myself
Be yourself, you are not Miley Cyrus, KK, Barbie or
Rihanna...You're You!
Be You!
Good evening